Coffee and Kittens

Upon meeting a beautiful lady, always ask her name and proffession.
// dont put anything bad here, got it?//

Anonymous asked: This is for murdering Mias mother, *poof* you are now highly allergic to each and every type and form of coffee for 10 weeks enjoy. oh and the sypmtoms to drinking coffee during this time period is... swelling up, heart attack, coughing&sneezing,temp blindness ect ect ect.

Well I’m sorry anon I’ve been offline more than one month

So that just means I’m done with those deal who ever you are I forgive you 

Anonymous asked: I magic anon you into the Judge *poof*

Dear anon,

Sorry for the long anser but n-

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt!!!!! *poof*

 

noooooo!!! uhhh guest no coffe for a day…. 

Anonymous asked: would you like a coffee candy?

dear anon,

yeah sure why not thanks anyway

Anonymous asked: Hi pearls! *pinches cheeks* your so cuuuuuuuuute!!!! Can I adopt you?

dear anon, 

 

first of all im back to my old self. Second im not pearls and you cant adopt me 

dear ANONS,

pleas give me this spray mr.gavin is talking about 

Anonymous asked: Long for you! Imagine you without a cup of coffee cuz ur in a little gurls body! Poor you! In a trial which is like an hour or so you have 17 cups, yes? Imagine all the hours without coffee!

dear anon,

 

your your right! that will be like one day in the underworld! 

Anonymous asked: Aww you look so cute~

dear anon,

 

just wait till i get my coffee back but that will be long 

if i could just beat you up if we meet